What am I poem

I am sometimes
blank as snow.
I am sometimes
filled with imagination.
I have had things erased from me,
from my memory.

What am I?
Piece of Paper

What If...

What if...

dogs were deamons
mans best friend
would become mans worst enemy
instead of it licking your face
it will eat your face off
if you throw a frisbee
it would eat it

The Creature from Muarryland

This Is my version of Vruit.

Sadly, Isaac has not finished Vruit.

Here, you will fulfill your dreams by getting a chance to use your imagination to create this wonderful creature from Murray Land. This mysterious character, whose name is Vruit, may look like something that you might have seen in an earlier stage of your life to present day of 2009.

To start off describing Vruit, I’ll start at the head. This is pretty interesting because he doesn’t have a traditional “Earth Being” type of head. To describe the head, I have to start with the body. His body is a banana. He is as yellow as the hot burning sun. The eyes are on top of the stem of the banana. Then, the mouth and the nose are located on the exterior of the peel. The intriguing part of the nose is that it is an orange carrot. The mouth is just a big, smiling, wide open mouth.

There is a gray strap that goes across his chest. It is connected to a candy cane sword. It’s just one of his two weapons that he has. Going down his body the next body part is his arms. Vruit consists of four arms. All of them are gray like an elephant. Two on both side of his banana body. One arm on each side is a regular “Earth Being” arm. The other arms are a little different from the other two. The one arm on his right is a little different because he has a regular arm, but his hand is a pineapple. The same with his left arm, but his hand is a coconut.

Now, going even farther down to the waist region comes another weapon of his. They are nice, big and juicy blueberry bombs created by the famous VF7 intelligence agency. They are connected to a tan belt. Down to his legs, which he only has two, is a nice yellow-green asparagus. The asparagus legs are on top of a banana skateboard. The wheels on the skateboard are two grapes as hard as a nail and are a vibrant purple. The last factoid about the banana skateboard is that it has an exhaust at the back emitting fire to make it go at a top speed of 150 RFWPM (Rotation of Fruit Wheel Per Minute).

I hope that your mind is exploding with new ideas and colorful imagination on creating my creature from Murray Land, Vruit.

Chuck Norris

I got a request from some fellow readers to do some stuff on Chuck Norris. No one really knows why Chuck Norris is so awesome... but there are many things that are cool about Chuck Norris. Here are some facts about Chuck Norris that you may of not known. Chuck Norris was on the t.v. show "Walker, Texas Ranger." Many people may know Chuck as a t.v. or movie star, but before that he was a martial arts star. He was undefeated in his carrer of martial arts. Now, here are some of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes.
1. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
3. Kids play kick the can, Chuck Norris plays kick the keg.
4. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
5. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
6. Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
7. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
8. A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
9. Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
10. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Those were ten of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes. If you have better Chuck Norris jokes, please leave a comment and tell me you favorites.

My Claymation

For the 1st quarter's big project, our class had to make a claymation about an European explorer. My friend and I chose the Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus, who is famously known for finding the new world. Our movie follows the life of Christopher Columbus. I hope you will enjoy our movie.

The most enjoyable part for me had to be the whole project. I got to do this project with my best friend, Hayden Nichols, which made the experience much more enjoyable. One of my favorite things Hayden and I did was that we put a little fun in our movie. If you see in the First Voyage scene, we put a little figure in the water and made it so that he got eaten by a shark. We also put a little subliminal message in our "Back in Spain" scene. If you look carefully at the paintings in that scene, you'll see that the portrait of the king looks like a real human. Then look at the queen's portrait. You'll probably notice that it looks like the clay model of the queen in that scene. I thought that that was funny.

One of the toughest part of this project for us was getting the scenes in on time. For the first scene, we had a full week to work on it. That was easy, but then scene 2 was due in 3 days. That was hard for us. Scene 2 and 4 were turned in late. Thankfully my mom had figured out a plan for us. We would take pictures way ahead of the due date, then we could do all the computer work at school. That really worked out for us. We also had a few technical problems. For all of our scenes, we had to individually change each photo to the set 0:00:03 seconds. That really sucked. For all the people that say that there is another way of changing all the pictures' set time at once I'm sorry but you're wrong. We proved about 7 people wrong in my class all the people that thought that they were right. So don't even try.

I think that the most important thing that I learned was patience. There was something going wrong all the time. Sometimes it would be that our clay was getting too hot in Hayden's room, so we had to put them in the freezer. It would also be some technical problems, too. Another part of patience I learned was for the 300 and something pictures we had to take for one scene. Luckily I had Hayden who was my partner because he is really good at the claymation stuff. The last thing that got on my nerves was that stupid recording delio. Whenever we would finish recording, I would click the "stop record" button and it would slice off half the whole recording! We had to make the same recording about 5 times. That was really annoying.

I really hope you will enjoy our movie about Christopher Columbus. It will suck if you don't because we put so much time into this project. I even skipped parts of basketball practice just for your entertainment. So please enjoy this movie.

My Freestlye Rap

Today I'm going to write a total freestyle rap here it goes "Break it down cam, Yo, Yo, My name is Guy and I rap about life, the first thing I'll say is i like to eat pie. If you already don't know I'm a really fly guy, I rap as fast as Pinocchio may lie. Now I'm makin some bacon, promise you I ain't fakin. Word." That is all for my freestyle rap, but now I'll start talking about some other rappers i enjoy listening to. Lil Wayne: I really like his voice, kind of raspy. My favorite song by him is "A Milli" Kanye West: He could be one of my favorite rapper. I like "Homecoming", "Gold Digger", "Stronger" and "Good Life". I also like Jay-Z, I like "Hard Knock Life" it's got a sweet beat. I don't just like hip-hop and rap I like rock, heavy metal, pop, other stuff. The song I am really into right now is the Offspring. Their song "You're gonna go far kid" is an awesome.

The Real Slim Shady

Eminem is one of my favorite rappers in the music industry. Here are my top five songs by him. 5-"Without Me" 4-"Lose Yourself" 3-"Real Slim Shady" 2-"Like Toy Soldiers" and the number one song that I like by Eminem is "When I'm Gone." These are all really great songs by him. Here is a little more information of Eminem. His real name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III, but he goes by Slim Shady or his main stage name Eminem. His has won many awards such as an Academy award winning and Grammy winning rapper. He is married to Kim Scott and they have a daughter named Hallie. He isn't afraid to say anything in his songs. He sings about his life including his mom, Kim, and Hallie. The song "When I'm Gone" is partly about his daughter, Hallie.