Tuesday, February 24, 2009

What If...

What if...

dogs were deamons
mans best friend
would become mans worst enemy
instead of it licking your face
it will eat your face off
if you throw a frisbee
it would eat it

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The Creature from Muarryland

This Is my version of Vruit.

Sadly, Isaac has not finished Vruit.


Here, you will fulfill your dreams by getting a chance to use your imagination to create this wonderful creature from Murray Land. This mysterious character, whose name is Vruit, may look like something that you might have seen in an earlier stage of your life to present day of 2009.

To start off describing Vruit, I’ll start at the head. This is pretty interesting because he doesn’t have a traditional “Earth Being” type of head. To describe the head, I have to start with the body. His body is a banana. He is as yellow as the hot burning sun. The eyes are on top of the stem of the banana. Then, the mouth and the nose are located on the exterior of the peel. The intriguing part of the nose is that it is an orange carrot. The mouth is just a big, smiling, wide open mouth.

There is a gray strap that goes across his chest. It is connected to a candy cane sword. It’s just one of his two weapons that he has. Going down his body the next body part is his arms. Vruit consists of four arms. All of them are gray like an elephant. Two on both side of his banana body. One arm on each side is a regular “Earth Being” arm. The other arms are a little different from the other two. The one arm on his right is a little different because he has a regular arm, but his hand is a pineapple. The same with his left arm, but his hand is a coconut.

Now, going even farther down to the waist region comes another weapon of his. They are nice, big and juicy blueberry bombs created by the famous VF7 intelligence agency. They are connected to a tan belt. Down to his legs, which he only has two, is a nice yellow-green asparagus. The asparagus legs are on top of a banana skateboard. The wheels on the skateboard are two grapes as hard as a nail and are a vibrant purple. The last factoid about the banana skateboard is that it has an exhaust at the back emitting fire to make it go at a top speed of 150 RFWPM (Rotation of Fruit Wheel Per Minute).

I hope that your mind is exploding with new ideas and colorful imagination on creating my creature from Murray Land, Vruit.