Chuck Norris

I got a request from some fellow readers to do some stuff on Chuck Norris. No one really knows why Chuck Norris is so awesome... but there are many things that are cool about Chuck Norris. Here are some facts about Chuck Norris that you may of not known. Chuck Norris was on the t.v. show "Walker, Texas Ranger." Many people may know Chuck as a t.v. or movie star, but before that he was a martial arts star. He was undefeated in his carrer of martial arts. Now, here are some of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes.
1. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
3. Kids play kick the can, Chuck Norris plays kick the keg.
4. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
5. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
6. Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
7. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
8. A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
9. Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
10. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Those were ten of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes. If you have better Chuck Norris jokes, please leave a comment and tell me you favorites.